Announcing my candidature for the Bloc Quebecois!

“Jonathan is a prime example of the low-grade, ‘post-modern’ pseudo academics that ramble about nonsense and believe that the obscene overuse of the word ‘identity’ is revolutionary”
– a guy on the internet

Platform
1. You can call anything anything and you’d probably be right
2. I think that I’m related to God (we have the same nose)
3. Ensure that Justin Bieber’s “Baby” video is the first to hit 1billion views on YouTube